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04 February 2016 12:09 Post ID: #11275
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Make someone smile and share a joke.

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen.
They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas
one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."
Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese sandwiches again.
If I get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his
death..
Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and also jumped to
his death as well.
At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him
again!"
Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the skinny, arseless bint wearing
oversized sun glasses and a trailer trash trucker baseball cap.
"Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."

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